Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
“A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!”
My comments:
Ah yes—nothing screams presidential dignity like announcing someone’s fictional death, diagnosing them with a made-up psychiatric disorder, and then signing it off with a self-congratulatory hymn to your own “Golden Age.” Truly statesmanlike.
Only R-Tump could confuse spite with strength and cruelty with comedy. Imagine weaponizing grief that never happened, inventing illnesses that don’t exist, and calling it leadership—then demanding prison for anyone who dares speak ill of your family. Free speech for me, felony for thee.
This isn’t satire; it’s a tantrum dressed up as triumph. A man so allergic to criticism that he hallucinates enemies, writes their obituaries, and applauds himself in the mirror afterward. If this is greatness, it’s the kind that needs a spellcheck, a conscience, and a long, quiet timeout.
Pitiful little man.”
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